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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Hi, my name is Brian and I am a pervert....(hi Brian)



So this goofy bastard was caught today, in the girl's locker room at Brighton High School. Poor guy. I mean yes it is perverted and gross, but you have to consider where he lives. Sunset, Utah. There is not much there for sexual deviants, no strip club, porn store, brothel. I am a huge advocate for a lot of the so called decency laws in Utah being changed, to cater to those of us (and yes, I said us), to get our sexual kicks. Being that I am HIV +, I can't run out and find a one nighter and do the walk of shame the next morning, like I use to.

I think we should blame it on Larry H Miller and the Megaplex Theatres, and their refusal of showing"Zack and Miri Make a Porno". This could have been the perv outlet this guy needed to get his jollies.

Actually, I have been peeped on before, and it is not fun. If the guy would have been brutally hot, I might have entertained the idea of parting my curtains more. Instead he was a troll like this guy, and thankfully he became some bad man's boyfriend in the slammer.

I am sure most of these girls were traumatized, and I wish them the best, but I am sure there were one or two, who in the long run, are happy at least this guy would look at them.

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