The Minimum Age for Scat

Here it is folks, the must have present for Christmas and Hahakkuah. According to reports, this is the toy that will be flying on the shelves. Yes, a baby doll that cries real tears, eats real food, and craps real crap.

OK, baby dolls are creepy enough to begin with, but when they start to imitate real human bodily functions, I think we have taken it too far.

It is bad enough, that there are those in this world, who get their kicks when someone takes a dump. Here we have toy, that is teaching young, and I mean VERY young, kids to get excited over pooping. I am sure that this toy is suppose to put a positive spin on potty training, but I think there is going to be some serious long term issues that will arise.

Come on Mattel and Hasbo and Worlds of Wonder, let's keep the shit in the toilet when it belongs, and not in the toy box.